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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
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Posted - 2009.07.13 02:56:00 -
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#1 Trust no one #2 Trust no one, not even your own corp or alliance #3 Everyoen is trying to kill you all the time, you just dont know it yet.
#4 You are always in range. #5 If your enemy is in range, so are you. #6 Your enemy has more range than you do. #7 IF you stack all your hulks on top of each other in an ice belt. The guy in the battleship is going to get several kill mails.
#8 Update your clone #9 Updated yoru clone again. #10 dont fly it unless you can afford to lose it. #11 The Veldspar must flow. #12 Local can save your life. #13 Dont talk in local #13A Local is not going to be removed get over it. #14 All systems are always camped all the time. #15 Can I have your stuff? #16 Turn on your tank. #17 when running a courier mission dont forget to pick up the cargo. #18 Forums are not meant for whining. #19 Post with your main #20 Don't feed the trolls #21 GIRL = Guy in Real Life #22 Cat Girls play EvE #23 NERF FACLON!! #24 Repeatedly Docking a Thorax does not qualify as sex with a station. #25 There is no rule 25. #26 Do the Tutorial #27 No matter where you mine, someone will tip your can. #28 It's not as bad as it looks. #29 You cannot put a can inside of a can. #30 You cannot do that with a moon #31 If you need courier services for high sec contact John Rourke #32 No Chuck Norris jokes in local. #33 Dont jump until you are told to do so or I will shoot you. #34 Yes there is a pron of it. #35 If you dont believe me check out eve files and the several videos in there #36 If you need Veldspar talk to Chribba #37 If you have a war going on. dont move bpos period. #38 No, you cannot have my babies -- CCP Weatherman #39 *Ding Ding* #40 There are no goons. --------------------------
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
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Posted - 2009.07.13 05:04:00 -
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Added on new rules.
Khemul, your sig reminded me i forgot another important rule. --------------------------
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
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Posted - 2009.07.13 15:55:00 -
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List has been updated
actually i should have made rule #1 Dont talk about Caod. Granted dont talk about the rules is just as funny, I am going for a 50-50 split of serious rules vs funny ones.
Now that I read the list, if a lot of people actually followed these, there wouldnt be all that much whining or QQ in game.
Anyway Guys, give me about a week or two here to get some screen shots, after that I will be posting some motivational posters in My EvE about the rules. --------------------------
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
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Posted - 2009.07.13 22:22:00 -
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updated. once i hit 100 rules ill post funny jpg and then the motivationals come.
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
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Posted - 2009.07.15 01:18:00 -
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Edited by: Obsidian Hawk on 15/07/2009 01:26:15 *reserved for rules 68-100* #68 pvp is player versus player and your corp mate is a player #69 EvE= everyone versus everyone #70 BECAUSE OF SCORCH #71 Your salty tears are most delicious #72 Less QQ, more pew pew #73 The answer is always "MOAR DPS" #74 EVE has sound? #75 The above is always, and forever, until the end, a lie. #76 The true scrap metal skill is the collection of skills needed to pilot a ship, without the corresponding skills needed to arm or tank it properly. "Ozone is blue and smells faintly of geraniums." (Qi, BBC TV) #77 GET THE POD #78 The cake is real, but it is also armed and trying to kill you. #79 Vexors are most definitely not Dominixii when playing drunk. #80 never accept gang invites in low sec from people you dont know #81 Never, ever, trust someone named Butt Sexington. #82 This Rule locked for Trolling #83 This rule locked for lack of content #84 #85 Reserved for CCP #86 Reserved for CCp #87 Reserved for CCP #88 Reserved for CCP #89 REserved for CCP #90 Reserved for CCP
#100 This is EvE online. There are no rules
Yes i will Finish the list give a few mins.
on a note rules 85-90 are reserved for CCP editing. --------------------------
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
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Posted - 2009.07.17 23:01:00 -
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Only a handful of rule slots left guys.
Post the funniest and wittiest ones you can think of.
*glares at applebabe, Eris, Wrangler, Navigator and Weatherman*
you must post!! --------------------------
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