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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
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Posted - 2009.07.13 02:56:00 -
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#1 Trust no one
#2 Trust no one, not even your own corp or alliance
#3 Everyoen is trying to kill you all the time, you just dont know it yet.
#4 You are always in range.
#5 If your enemy is in range, so are you.
#6 Your enemy has more range than you do.
#7 IF you stack all your hulks on top of each other in an ice belt. The guy in the battleship is going to get several kill mails.
#8 Update your clone
#9 Updated yoru clone again.
#10 dont fly it unless you can afford to lose it.
#11 The Veldspar must flow.
#12 Local can save your life.
#13 Dont talk in local
#13A Local is not going to be removed get over it.
#14 All systems are always camped all the time.
#15 Can I have your stuff?
#16 Turn on your tank.
#17 when running a courier mission dont forget to pick up the cargo.
#18 Forums are not meant for whining.
#19 Post with your main
#20 Don't feed the trolls
#21 GIRL = Guy in Real Life
#22 Cat Girls play EvE
#23 NERF FACLON!!
#24 Repeatedly Docking a Thorax does not qualify as sex with a station.
#25 There is no rule 25.
#26 Do the Tutorial
#27 No matter where you mine, someone will tip your can.
#28 It's not as bad as it looks.
#29 You cannot put a can inside of a can.
#30 You cannot do that with a moon
#31 If you need courier services for high sec contact John Rourke
#32 No Chuck Norris jokes in local.
#33 Dont jump until you are told to do so or I will shoot you.
#34 Yes there is a pron of it.
#35 If you dont believe me check out eve files and the several videos in there
#36 If you need Veldspar talk to Chribba
#37 If you have a war going on. dont move bpos period.
#38 No, you cannot have my babies -- CCP Weatherman
#39 *Ding Ding*
#40 There are no goons.
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
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Posted - 2009.07.13 05:04:00 -
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Added on new rules.
Khemul, your sig reminded me i forgot another important rule.
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
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Posted - 2009.07.13 15:55:00 -
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List has been updated
actually i should have made rule #1 Dont talk about Caod. Granted dont talk about the rules is just as funny, I am going for a 50-50 split of serious rules vs funny ones.
Now that I read the list, if a lot of people actually followed these, there wouldnt be all that much whining or QQ in game.
Anyway Guys, give me about a week or two here to get some screen shots, after that I will be posting some motivational posters in My EvE about the rules.
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
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Posted - 2009.07.13 22:22:00 -
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updated. once i hit 100 rules ill post funny jpg and then the motivationals come.
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
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Posted - 2009.07.15 01:18:00 -
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Edited by: Obsidian Hawk on 15/07/2009 01:26:15
*reserved for rules 68-100*
#68 pvp is player versus player and your corp mate is a player
#69 EvE= everyone versus everyone
#70 BECAUSE OF SCORCH
#71 Your salty tears are most delicious
#72 Less QQ, more pew pew
#73 The answer is always "MOAR DPS"
#74 EVE has sound?
#75 The above is always, and forever, until the end, a lie.
#76 The true scrap metal skill is the collection of skills needed to pilot a ship, without the corresponding skills needed to arm or tank it properly. "Ozone is blue and smells faintly of geraniums." (Qi, BBC TV)
#77 GET THE POD
#78 The cake is real, but it is also armed and trying to kill you.
#79 Vexors are most definitely not Dominixii when playing drunk.
#80 never accept gang invites in low sec from people you dont know
#81 Never, ever, trust someone named Butt Sexington.
#82 This Rule locked for Trolling
#83 This rule locked for lack of content
#84
#85 Reserved for CCP
#86 Reserved for CCp
#87 Reserved for CCP
#88 Reserved for CCP
#89 REserved for CCP
#90 Reserved for CCP
#100 This is EvE online. There are no rules
Yes i will Finish the list give a few mins.
on a note rules 85-90 are reserved for CCP editing.
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
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Posted - 2009.07.17 23:01:00 -
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Only a handful of rule slots left guys.
Post the funniest and wittiest ones you can think of.
*glares at applebabe, Eris, Wrangler, Navigator and Weatherman*
you must post!!
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